The red dot in this photo is a fish that lived for two years. His name was Sam. He was a dick. But he was a tough dick and survived despite the world’s most negligent parents. So in order to see him off properly, I wrapped him in newspaper, placed him is a small vessel, and lit him ablaze. It was a true Viking funeral. You’ll be missed my friend.

The red dot in this photo is a fish that lived for two years. His name was Sam. He was a dick. But he was a tough dick and survived despite the world’s most negligent parents. So in order to see him off properly, I wrapped him in newspaper, placed him is a small vessel, and lit him ablaze. It was a true Viking funeral. You’ll be missed my friend.

Oh hello Glass :)

Oh hello Glass :)

And one last shot of the beautiful Casablanca Valley. #wine #chile #food #foodporn #vineyard #casablanca  (at Casablanca)

And one last shot of the beautiful Casablanca Valley. #wine #chile #food #foodporn #vineyard #casablanca (at Casablanca)

Syrah #barrels. #wine #chile #food #foodporn #vineyard #nofilter (at Kingston Family Vineyards)

Syrah #barrels. #wine #chile #food #foodporn #vineyard #nofilter (at Kingston Family Vineyards)

A row of French oak barrels. Largely considered the best to use, above American Oak and, I believe, Bulgarian? #wine #chile #food #foodporn #vineyard #barrels #oak

A row of French oak barrels. Largely considered the best to use, above American Oak and, I believe, Bulgarian? #wine #chile #food #foodporn #vineyard #barrels #oak

This 70-year-old Italian woman has lived in her house since she was born. The place is falling down and she can’t afford to repair it, but she wants to live her entire life there and doesn’t care, even the the government would give her good money to move out, since the house sits in one of the most iconic plazas in #Valapraiso. Now that’s dedication.  (at Plaza Sotomayor)

This 70-year-old Italian woman has lived in her house since she was born. The place is falling down and she can’t afford to repair it, but she wants to live her entire life there and doesn’t care, even the the government would give her good money to move out, since the house sits in one of the most iconic plazas in #Valapraiso. Now that’s dedication. (at Plaza Sotomayor)

Tags: valapraiso

willonthebus:

Bill Nye partying in the 80’s.

willonthebus:

Bill Nye partying in the 80’s.

Everything’s getting just a little bit funkier. #huntington #street #art #li #longisland (at Huntington Village)

Everything’s getting just a little bit funkier. #huntington #street #art #li #longisland (at Huntington Village)

OMG MY FACE IS HUGE :)

OMG MY FACE IS HUGE :)

Stopped back at BC for a second before leaving Boston. The further I get from graduation, the more beautiful this place gets.

Stopped back at BC for a second before leaving Boston. The further I get from graduation, the more beautiful this place gets.

Lobster close-up. Pre-death that is.

Lobster close-up. Pre-death that is.

#supermoon! (Even if it’s early.) (at Fire Island)

#supermoon! (Even if it’s early.) (at Fire Island)

Tags: supermoon

I’ve passed this maybe 100 times and only now am I getting to Instagram this. #nyc

I’ve passed this maybe 100 times and only now am I getting to Instagram this. #nyc

Tags: nyc

Ouch. (at The Metropolitan Museum of Art)

Ouch. (at The Metropolitan Museum of Art)

And this, ftw, is a dog on a scooter.  (at AOL/Huffington Post Media Group HQ)

And this, ftw, is a dog on a scooter. (at AOL/Huffington Post Media Group HQ)